Things that are expensive are not better.
Let’s just be clear.
This is seven US dollars,
and hell yeah, I saw this shit on TikTok.
Hell yeah, I did.
And hell yeah, I bought it,
and hell yeah, I bought like 20.
Hey Allure, I’m Renee Rapp
and this is my 10 minute beauty routine.
[text popping] [upbeat music]
[clock ticking]
If I were to go out, this is what I would do.
I’m taking all my things out.
I like to have everything out.
I need to see it all.
I have a lot of drinks also.
I’ve always wanted to be a vlogger.
This is fucking fun.
This is a busted, do you like the hand?
Okay, this is a, busted, prep and prime MAC.
It’s a primer.
I use it for things that you shouldn’t
or wouldn’t usually use primer for.
Okay, I put it on my lip.
Just chill.
[mellow music]
And then right here across here
and then like the bridge of my nose too.
And then on the side.
Sometimes in the middle for no real reason
other than I feel like you know, I see bitches do that.
So, that’s what I do too.
Okay, Koh Gen Do.
I don’t like wearing foundation.
I used to religiously wear makeup when I was a kid.
I used to wake up like three hours before school
and like religiously try to curl my eyelashes.
So, my eyelashes stick straight down
and are really uninteresting.
And also I was gay.
So, I was like well, I have to wear makeup
to overcompensate for the fact that I’m gay.
It made sense to me.
I’m not using a beauty blender.
I can’t do it.
They freak me out.
I don’t like the holes.
Not to be such a pick me,
but this is a brush since I’ve,
that I’ve that I’ve had since I was 18.
Think I’m getting rid of it now?
No, the fuck I’m not.
Blended, it looks no different.
I get it.
Keep your opinions to yourself.
A concealer.
I went off of birth control and started breaking out crazy.
Woo, I was a fuckin’ wreck.
So I got deeply, deeply into concealer
and now I have a brush, which is good,
’cause I used to just put my finger in there and go crazy.
[mellow music continues]
Blend.
Typically music would be playing.
My girlfriend and I will be getting ready upstairs.
And we have it so loud
that it shakes the glass doors downstairs,
and we have glass break.
So, the security alarm will start going off
because the bass is so loud.
It used to scare the shit out of me,
but now I kind of, I don’t know, it’s kind of exciting.
I’m like, oh no, we’re already too lit.
This is from Freck.
It’s called a precision sculpting bronzer.
It’s in medium tan, if you give a fuck.
[chuckling] Just kind of put it on.
Bridge of my nose or whatever the fuck.
And then on here, and I like kind of fake contour my nose.
When we get ready, we have a playlist that we like
that Towa made for me.
It’s very eclectic.
Pop Smoke, Stormzy, Beyonce,
a lot of Charli but like old Charli.
Y’all like Party 4 U.
I like anthems.
We’re fucking different.
Yeah, Tyler, Yuki, it’s just so fucking good.
BigXthaPlug is my most recent like obsession.
[phone ringing]
[computer key clicking]
[Concierge] Hi, I just wanted to call.
Hey.
[Concierge] This is the front desk calling.
We have you guys scheduled for departure today.
Just wanted to check in with you.
Totally, totally.
I think that maybe I can give the phone
to a different person who could answer.
I’m not super good on scheduling.
Just give me one second.
Sorry about that. Okay.
Moving on.
[computer key clicking]
Okay, I’ve had the bronzer sitting on my face,
which probably is fine.
It’s sinking in.
I don’t know, same brush.
Get over it.
Right here, just like everywhere.
You’re not gonna like this one.
You’re not gonna like it but just like everywhere.
I also put it into my eyes.
It just like looks good.
I don’t know.
[mellow music continues]
This is the best part, boom.
This shit is gas.
It’s the road blush, and I love it.
I love it.
I made my girlfriend’s makeup bag
when she was like,
I need to know how to do my makeup for tour.
And I was like, I got you.
Put one of these in there.
She’s sun-kissed.
And then I put some on my nose
because I think it’s very sweet.
Blend it, same brush, okay.
Same shit, blend it.
[computer key clicking]
Onstage makeup, I mean, the biggest difference
is I actually have to do eyeshadow,
which really me off ’cause I’m really bad at it.
I could fake it looking really good.
Like people would be like, oh my God, who did your makeup?
And I’d be like, wait, me.
And they’d be like, that’s so amazing, queen.
And on stage it looked good,
but if you got really close you could see
that my one universal brush wasn’t really holding it down.
Understand?
Also, I’m posting, you know, pictures on
Instagram and stuff of my Beats if you will.
And everyone’s like, oh, it looks so good girl.
Oh, it looks so good girl.
I’m like, Facetune, ever heard of it?
Smooth, too too too.
I’m going crazy.
Like I can’t do my eyeshadow.
[computer key clicking]
Kosas.
[brush tapping]
This is the Kosas blush highlighter palette.
One, two, three, four, no more, no less.
Here in my eye, and then up in my little forehead.
This is probably the best part.
Freck.
I love that bitches are doing fake freckles.
First I do like my actual beauty mark
’cause I want that one to just be darker,
and then I just go crazy.
Watch, you can time lapse this shit.
Oh wait, pause the time lapse.
That’s why I put primer up here.
Go again.
[computer key clicking]
Didn’t Anna Nicole Smith have like the hottest beauty mark?
If she didn’t, I’m just remembering her as being sexy.
But I just remember being like, [lips fluttering] yeah.
I’m so cute.
Again, very becoming,
very becoming of a little lady like myself.
Airbrush Flawless Finish is a Charlotte Tilbury thing,
and I put it right here.
Let me talk about my bitch in crime.
This eyelash curler, it is so fucking good it’s stupid.
It’s the Surratt one.
I like that it’s all black.
It’s very sleek.
Okay, so I’m gonna curl my eyelashes.
This is gonna take a second.
Just bear.
The silence is deafening.
[mellow music continues]
[computer key clicking]
Like so much of the difference in this album cycle for me
is actually wearing less makeup,
which is fun ’cause I don’t know.
I don’t know.
I’m 25.
I’m cute.
Like I’m gonna fuckin’, I’m gonna wear makeup sometimes,
But I also like just looking kind of bare and sexy.
Like the line in Leave Me Alone,
it’s like I match my lip liner to my nipples.
I actually do, and you’re about to see it.
You’ll see the color of my nipples on my lips
’cause it actually works.
And this is the best lip liner color for me,
and it matches my fuckin’ areola.
[computer key clicking]
24-7, all the time, waterline eye pencil.
I do love eyeliner ’cause again, I wanna look more,
I don’t know.
Sometimes I just like it.
It just looks a little sleazy.
Like it just looks sluttier, which I love.
I think like the sleazier the better sometimes.
I don’t know.
Now, I’m about to do my waterline. [sighing]
Send up, send one up.
What the hell is that?
That was not intentional.
This I think is called the best fucking makeup remover ever.
I think it’s literally called that.
It’s from Jamie Makeup,
and it is the best fucking makeup remover ever.
It is so insane.
We use like so much waterproof stuff on my skin
that I need this, like desperately.
Like gone.
There’s also a lot of pressure doing your makeup on camera.
I don’t know how you like vlog bitches do this.
Got it actually, honestly, fire.
Let me not sell myself short.
Immediately a sexier eye.
Immediate slut.
Okay, next one.
Oh, it tickles.
Oh it’s kind of pissin’ me off.
Fuckin’ hell.
I do love doin’ my makeup.
I kind of bodied that shit.
Okay, this is how I do my wing.
I literally do this for two seconds.
Take my finger, smush it, done.
Okay, go back in with the little concealer thing.
Y’all wash your brushes?
Don’t fuckin’ lie to me.
I know you don’t.
Neither do I.
[mellow music continues]
My most asked beauty question is what is your lip combo?
I’ve been holding out on you bitches.
I’m not gonna lie
because I don’t want to not be able to get this shit.
‘Cause if I can’t I’m nothing, career gone,
but this is literally the best thing ever.
And I will reveal it to you here today,
and they’ll put a clapping sound in here.
[people applauding]
Okay, this is seven US dollars,
and hell yeah, I saw this shit on TikTok.
Hell yeah, I did.
And hell yeah, I bought it,
and hell yeah, I bought like 20.
And I’m never letting it go.
Why?
Areola.
I also don’t like to like really overline my lips.
I just wanna like fix it a little bit.
So, there’s a bit of a line.
It’s not personally my thing.
More power to you I guess.
I don’t know.
I guess it’s like the same thing as like lip filler.
It’s just, it’s got a lot of like cultural weight to it
so I’m not sure that I wanna engage in it,
but you know that’s what you’re gonna do then ride.
[mellow music]
This is where things start to get serious.
Don’t make this hard for me to get.
Don’t do it.
Matter of fact, after this I’m goin’, and I’m buyin’ 50.
It’s a waterproof Makeup Forever lip liner,
and it’s in Wherever Walnut,
But all shades are not created equal
because the Wherever Walnut in Makeup Forever
that’s not waterproof
does not look the same on me as this does.
Just don’t go in the middle
’cause when that looks lighter I feel like it looks better.
I don’t know.
‘Cause if you’re wearing this,
and you have like a here that’s missing,
I’m judging the fuck out of you.
It looks banging.
It looks banging, and you know it.
Oh, my fucking God, I love this shit.
Right here in the middle, not anywhere else.
Do not fuck around and put it anywhere else.
’cause if you kiss somebody.
You kiss somebody.
If you do something, you have a drink,
and you don’t have a straw, you’re done for.
This is the Lake L’Oreal, oh, Plump Ambition.
Don’t mind if I fuckin’ do.
Right here.
That’s it.
Don’t do too much.
[lips popping]
And then the final thing is this Lumi Glo shit.
This shit is kind of crazy.
I just put it like right here, like just a little bit.
I just put powder under my eyes again.
Right here, right here, and right here.
And then I’m kind of done to be honest.
[bell dinging]
[Director] One last question.
Yeah?
[Director] Which is Towa on the album?
[sighing] Yeah.
I mean, I love working with her.
I think she’s really talented.
I also think she’s very pretty.
We write together a lot,
and we always have since we were friends.
So, it’s not that this was like a one-off thing,
and like she’s on one of my favorite songs
that I’ve written on my first album, which is Tummy Hurts.
And this album, we didn’t
know what to do with one of the songs,
and Alexander was like,
I think we just gotta like bring T in
and just like do like a verse with with T.
And I was like, I don’t know if she would want to.
I always feel really bad asking her to do things
’cause I never want her to feel like she has to say yes
even though she does have to say yes
to everything I say and ask all the time.
But not this.
But she was like, Hell yeah, I’ll do it.
And I was like, Okay.
I don’t know,
I just like being around her.
So, it was fine for her to be on the album,
and she plays on like one of my favorite songs too.
So, yeah, she’s on the fuckin’ album.
Hopefully, she’ll ask me to be on her album.
If you’re watching this, bitch,
I’ll be waiting for my percentage.
Any who, I’m doing a leg shimmy.
That means that this is it.
Don’t sell out that fuckin’ lip color.
Please, for the love of God.
Honestly, kinda eight, kinda eight.
Like it looks kinda nasty.
It looks kinda nasty.
Wow, it’s so hard to talk while you do.
[Director] You did a great job.
Oh my, God.
Fuck.
Jesus, thank you.
I’m usually talking to Towa ’cause we like.
I love getting ready with her.
It’s so fucking fun.
It’s like honestly the best part of like going out.