Alex. Uh!
Who here would make the best cult leader?
[ominous music]
[All] Hi.
We’re the cast of Forbidden Fruits,
and we’re about to take the Truth Serum with Allure.
[dramatic music]
[cards dropping] No!
Stop!
[Alexandra laughing] [dramatic music]
Ooh!
Mm-hm. Okay.
Cheers. Yes.
[glasses clinking]
Cheers. Losers.
Losers! Losers!
So tell the truth.
[upbeat music]
Lola, I’m curious. Yes.
How often do you wash your makeup brushes?
Ooh. [group laughing]
That is a violent question.
Gonna have to say not enough probably.
[group laughing]
I don’t even have a, it’s just random.
It’s whenever I’m like, These need to be washed.
Yeah. It’s been a while,
so I don’t know, which is probably a bad sign.
Okay. [cards clicking]
Lili. Huh?
What is the first thing you visually notice
when you meet someone?
Unfortunately,. [group laughing]
I love this.
It’s their skin.
Here’s the thing.
Whenever I feel insecure
or am fixated on something on myself,
I look at it on other people.
So, I usually look at people’s skin
because I’m hyper aware of my skin.
Oh. Because I have trauma
from having acne. Trauma.
Maybe it’s not the first thing.
I don’t know.
I guess I look at the person’s eyes,
but then I’m like, lemme take a gander at the skin.
It’s very Buffalo Bill of you.
I’m like, let me turn this into a lamp.
[Victoria laughing] Okay.
Let’s ask Alex.
What’s like a 2010s trend
you desperately want to come back.
Okay.
So, every time I’m doing like an updo,
I just want y’all to know that
that little Bump It, instinctively.
I did so much of that with just like two little bobbies.
Lock that bad boy in. Yes, bobbies.
You gotta lock it in.
And I didn’t need to tease. Okay.
Because my hair’s naturally curly.
But yeah, I put that in and I just have my little Bump It.
So you miss the Bump It. I really miss the Bump It.
Victoria. Yes.
What is the weirdest rumor you’ve heard about yourself?
I remember in middle school there was a rumor
that I heard that my dad was a clown.
[group gasping] What?
Is it true? Not entirely true.
My dad was not a clown.
He produced mime and clown festivals.
Whoa.
So they weren’t totally accurate,
but he himself does not do the clowning.
Really? Okay?
There would be no judgment either way.
No, if he did, that’d be cool.
That’d be- That’d be even cooler.
That could be cooler maybe.
No, I love you, dad.
[group laughing]
[Director] What are we cheers-ing to?
[tongue trilling] Clowns.
I’m not cheersing to a fucking clown.
I’m not cheersing to a fucking clown.
But I will cheers to-
That’s really fucked up, Alex.
That’s my like bread and butter.
That’s what I grew up on.
I can’t believe you would say that.
What’s your problem with clowns?
I saw It when I was like seven.
Okay, but that’s not a real clown.
Mimes?
This has been the fight I’ve been having
since I was in elementary school.
How about clown festivals.
Madagascar 3 when they do the circus thing.
I’m sorry, I’ve not seen Madagascar 3.
[Alex laughing]
I didn’t know there was one. It’s so good.
[dramatic music]
Lili. Hm?
If you were a horror movie villain,
what would be your weapon of choice?
Hm.
I feel that it would be poison,
[Victoria laughing]
and I don’t know why.
It just sounds kind of romantic.
No further explanation.
Pretty good. In case I need to get away
with something in the future.
Would you wanna watch someone take the poison
or would you just wanna know that they took the poison
and not watch them take the poison?
That sounds satisfying. Right?
I’d wanna watch.
No, I’m saying I don’t need to watch.
Oh, same.
Alex wants to watch. Same.
Lola. Yeah.
If you were a witch,
what would be the first spell you would cast?
World peace?
Okay greedy queen. Something else.
Something else.
I’ll do something else.
I like world peace.
Thank you.
I don’t know, like, I don’t know.
Can I like talk to animals or something?
Yes. Ooh.
That’d be cool. I would love
to talk to my dog.
Yeah. I wanna know
what he’s thinking.
I would be, ugh.
If I could hear my cat talk,
I would be beside myself.
But, I don’t want other people to hear my pets.
Only you. Only me.
Yeah, silence them ’cause they know too much.
They know. I’d be like,
Shut up.
[Victoria laughing] Shut up.
That’s so true. You’ve seen too much.
[Victoria laughing]
Lili. Oh geez.
Fuck Mary Kill mall foods. Ooh.
Hot pretzel.
Fro yo.
Cinnabon.
[dramatic music]
I love a pretzel, so I feel that I must marry it.
You love Cinnabon, right?
And I’m gonna fuck fro yo
and I’m gonna kill Cinnabon.
[Alex gasping]
I thought you loved Cinnabon.
Wow. I actually don’t.
Where did I get that from? I don’t like cinnamon buns.
I don’t know what it is, I’m not a cinnamon person.
Oh. That’s okay.
I know, but I love- Apples and cinnamon.
I love a pretzel.
I love a salted pretzel.
I love a cinn-
Wait, I love a cinnamon sugar pretzel.
It’s not making sense. Ooh!
I don’t know.
I don’t like cinnamon buns.
Whatever.
Alex. Ah.
We’ve talked about this a little bit.
Who here would make the best cult leader?
[ominous music] [Alex slurping]
And why would it be you?
No kidding. [group chuckling]
I feel like Victoria
would be the best cult leader, and here’s why.
Because I feel like Victoria would have us doing
the most fun, culty stuff. Huh.
Like, she’s like, Everyone,
we’re gonna dance under the full moon.
Yes. Topless.
And I would fucking do it.
I think it’s a good thing to do.
You would be so much fun. We should be doing that.
Like, We’re going for a hike.
Guys, let’s go right now. Okay.
[group laughing]
I love it, thanks so much, Allure.
No, I feel like I would follow you anywhere
’cause it would be fun.
You would make it fun.
Oh, that’s really sweet Thanks.
Should I start a cult?
Should I start? Yes.
Yes, please, start a cult.
Lili. I’m really being targeted.
What was your favorite store in the mall growing up?
Free People.
That’s where all the good stuff was.
It was very expensive.
So, I feel like I never bought any.
I would buy like a hair accessory.
Yes. At Free people.
Or like a scarf.
Remember when everyone wears scarves everywhere?
Still do.
She still does.
What about you guys?
I loved Free People too.
Or like, again, I didn’t have a-
Oh!
Oh my God, Libby Lu.
If anyone in this room recalls?
Yes, that sounds familiar. I recall that.
And I got like, probably my first eyeshadow palette
and it was like pink, blue, purple.
Amazing. Pastel.
Super, like chalky eyeshadow.
And I loved it so much.
That would look so good on you right now.
Yeah.
Like a chalky blue pastel. Eyeshadow.
I loved Limited Too. Mm.
Limited Too was big for me.
God, I just felt really cool.
They had the best toys, CDs. They the best capris.
They did have good capris!
Honey, they’re capris always and bandanas.
Claire’s, anybody? What?
Claire’s. Claire’s.
Claire’s still rocks. Build-A-Bear.
Ooh.
I had a birthday party there once.
I had a birthday party there.
Oh my God. Oh, wow.
Cheers. Cheers.
[light music]
Lili, please show us the last thing you looked up
in your Google search.
I know what it is. [dramatic music]
Oh, it was, can I wash hair extensions with shampoo?
Which is a dumb question because the answer is yes.
I think yes. Yeah.
Yeah, it was mistyped.
It was like, suouked I use shampoo on extensions?
[Victoria laughing]
Okay, well, I’m gonna ask you again.
Oh God. Walk us through
every tattoo you have. [group laughing]
Go for someone who has less tattoos.
I have. Do you have any tattoos?
I have one. Oh, yeah, right.
I have one tattoo and it’s hidden here so you can’t see it.
Sorry.
It’s a word in Swedish.
It says, [Lola speaking in Swedish],
which is like a term of endearment for someone you love.
It means like, darling,
and my grandparents called each other that.
That’s sweet. And tour over.
Welcome to my tattoo. [group laughing]
Yes, I want more.
I have ideas. You have a list.
I have ideas. Awesome.
One day I’ll be, I’ll be there with you.
Don’t do it. [Lola laughing]
Don’t do it.
I’m gonna get so many of them removed.
It’s hard in this industry too.
In this movie, we just included
my tattoo, which was great. Yes.
Which was so good. Which was so good.
It was so good. It was so nice
not to have to cover it.
Yeah. Hey Lili.
Yeah.
Quickly go through your bag
and show us every beauty product in it.
I don’t have that much in here.
I just have the basics.
Well, I have my Lumify.
Nice. Because I got up
at 4:45 AM. Yeah.
And got about three hours of sleep.
Here’s my phone with my butter phone case
that needs to be replaced. I love that.
Because it’s like really faded
and I have my hotel room key.
I have a piece of gum,
my ID, and my Personal Day lip balm.
Yeah!
I was looking for that. That’s it.
Lola. Yes.
[Alex laughing]
See, you do have a good evil laugh.
Yeah, that’s devious.
Thank you.
Do your best, fake cry.
Oh, okay. Mm-hm.
That was kind of one.
I hope that’s not your best.
You literally are an incredible actress.
Give it to us.
I’m scared. Give it to us.
Okay. Do you want us-
I’m gonna do a really dramatic one then.
Incredible. Okay.
Oh fuck.
I don’t know, I’m scared now.
Okay.
[Lola laughing] I don’t know.
That was good.
[Lola laughing]
I don’t know. There it is.
[Lola sobbing]
[group cheering]
Thank you.
I loved it.
Thanks, guys. Well done.
That was really scary for a second.
Especially at the end.
No, I get it. As one does, you need it.
Lola!
I love the mew face.
To our movie coming out on March 27th.
Cheers to that. Forbidden Fruits!
[Group] Cheers. Bye, Allure.
Bye, Allure. [light music]