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How Not to be a Supermodel: Photos


Here are the photographs included in the ebook and physical versions of my book, How Not to be a Supermodel. If you have downloaded the audiobook and for some reason cannot access the PDF then you can view the photos below.

If you have arrived at this page and have not yet read How Not to be a Supermodel, you can find it online here and in person at all good bookshops. The photos and captions will then make sense! How Not to be a Supermodel is my bestselling noughties memoir that not only takes you on a hilarious journey through my decade-and-a-bit as a fashion model but catapults you back to a bygone era.

OK, so it’s the 00s – turn of the millennium – not some sort of ancient historical era, but still. Long ago enough for it to be a good, satisfying bit of nostalgia for some of you and an enjoyable, “I can’t believe people used to do that!” sort of mind-shock for others. This might not be the sort of book you’d expect from a modelling memoir: it’s not a grim exposé or a year-by-year drudge through strung-together thoughts and reflections. It’s farcical and chaos-filled and, at times, faintly outrageous and I think that, once you pick it up, you won’t be able to put it back down.

Buy How Not to be a Supermodel here


Page 20:

Virtually an endomorph: the photo I was scouted from. 


Page 33:

I just wanted to look like Gisele: my first professional shoot. 


Page 98

Flatmate of Nadia: a selection of best looks.


Page 204

Reader: I married him. (Later.)


Page 328

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