What’s the weirdest rumor you’ve heard about yourself,
Sarah?
Everyone thinks I’m gay.
I’m straight.
And everyone thinks I’m nepo.
I’m not. [cast laughing]
[Cast] Hi, we’re the cast of Saturday Night Live.
And we’re about to take the Truth Serum with the Allure.
[cast exclaiming]
Oh! These are beautiful.
Yeah. Oh!
Oh, well. Oh, this is fun.
You think I’m a good liar?
Yeah. Damn.
You are not a good liar.
It’s bad. It’s scary.
And I’ve seen you lie.
To who?
[Cast] Cheers!
Oh! To the truth! Cheers to the truth!
To the truth!
To the truth! To the truth.
Huzzah! Huzzah.
Which SNL cast member smells the best, Chloe?
I think you do.
We’ve gone to Scent Bar together.
We have. Sarah loves patchouli.
Sarah loves weird French scents.
It is the Santa Maria Novella Patchouli.
Beautiful.
The formula is discontinued so don’t even fucking try.
Horrible. Sad.
They reformulated it so it,
so it’s less brown and sticky
so it doesn’t stain your shirt.
But I liked the one that was sticky that stained your shirt.
You like staining the shirt.
Brown. Okay.
Sounded like vinegar.
What has been the most painful beauty treatment
you’ve ever subjected yourself to?
I would happily speak on this.
Chloe also.
I’m the one who gets work done here.
Popcorn Chloe.
Popcorn Chloe. Popcorn Chloe.
The most painful?
[Jane] Most painful beauty treatment.
Gosh.
Well, I’m a big fan of fractional laser where you sort of–
What is this?
It’s like, a machine comes and pokes hot little holes
in your skin. What does it do?
It tightens your skin.
It gets rid of sun damage.
It helps build collagen.
That really hurts.
‘Cause you’re supposed to like numb a lot
and I hadn’t numbed a bunch.
And I don’t like Sculptra
but it feels really weird
’cause it’s like a long needle.
[Ashley gasping]
This is all the things I’ve done.
It’s like a long needle and it can like go here and here
and so it’s like having like a cold needle
go like all the way–
It goes inside your cheek?
Yeah, it’s like a long one
’cause they wanna like spread it out
but the jury’s out if it’s good for you
’cause it doesn’t necessarily fully dissolve.
So we’ll see how I look in five years.
So there’s something in there now.
Yeah, there’s always something.
What is it? Filler?
Wow. Yeah.
What is one secret about the makeup department
that fans would be shocked by?
I’m gonna ask Sarah since you’re with them a lot.
Yeah. Yeah.
I have a great answer actually.
If we have to wear teeth in a sketch,
you get a mold done of your teeth,
[Jane gasping]
have you guys had to do this?
No. Mm-mmm.
For like fangs and stuff like that.
No.
I’ve worn a lot of different teeth
and you keep having to get a mold made of your teeth
every season because your teeth move so much.
Oh, that’s interesting.
Wow. Our teeth are moving?
Every day. Every day.
They fill a dental try with Alginate,
which makes molds of your–
What?
You use it to make like hand molds and whatever
and it deteriorates very fast.
And don’t make a dildo or sex toy out of Algenate
because you will lose parts up inside you.
[Ashley speaking indistinctly]
Oh!
Cheers. Cheers.
So, cheers. Cheers!
Cheers!
If you had to date a fellow cast member for one week,
who would it be?
I’ll ask Ashley, ’cause you get answer.
You’re gonna ask me? Yeah.
Well Sarah just said she was straight.
[Jane] So, that’s off the table.
If I had to date someone,
do I have to like kiss them?
Yeah. Yes.
I can’t. I can’t.
Haven’t you kiss somebody?
What?
Have you not kissed anyone in the cast?
No. I can’t. I don’t know how.
There’s no one in the cast I’m dating.
You and Andrew have a beautiful–
Oh, you do! Chomistry,
which is comedy chemistry.
Put the clip here.
You’re amazing. [audience laughing]
All right. [audience laughing]
Dating. I’m gonna choose Jane.
That’s cheating.
I think James.
Did you say James or– Jane.
Oh, great.
Yes! If you’ll have me.
Sure.
For one week I’ll try anything.
[bell dinging]
[Ashley laughing]
Have you ever attempted to flirt
with a host or musical guest?
Who was it?
Jane.
What?
Ooo!
Ooo!
A host or musical guest.
When I got here I was like,
I’m gonna be best friends with all the hosts.
But, I feel like I haven’t–
I thought you had a cool thing with Geese.
And Hosier. Hosier.
But you look like a member of Geese.
I think I just look like Geese, so everyone was like,
You and Geese must be hanging out all the time.
[Sarah] Right.
What is your favorite host monologue
that you’ve seen?
Ashley.
Host monologue that I’ve seen.
My favorite one.
Oh my gosh.
I thought Ryan’s was really funny.
It was really funny.
Everyone you’ve ever heard of lived out their lives.
Every king, [audience laughing]
every peasant,
every, I’m sorry, why are we on Harry’s Styles?
[audience laughing]
It was really funny and I am pretty sure it was his idea
if I’m not mistaken.
He came in with, like, a brilliant idea.
Yeah, I just I loved the humility of it.
I thought it was really, really funny.
I’d like to know who’s idea it was
for me to sit in Harry Styles’ lap.
Oh. Did you feel just his lap
or a little more than his lap?
I felt some jeans. Okay.
And then afterwards I apologized.
I said, Sorry that my big fat ass is so hot and sweaty.
And he said, It’s okay.
He was kinda like, Oh.
[audience cheering]
What is the craziest makeup/prosthetic/wig
you’ve had to wear on the show?
And Ashley, I’m gonna throw this to you
and because I’m looking for you to say something
very specific.
Is it my bald cap? My haircut?
Well you make it look classic.
[audience laughing]
Thank you, Peter.
I think that’s the only thing I’ve done.
Oh, you know what? I take this back.
It’s the Grinch Whoville look.
Oh! Oh, yeah!
♪ Dores ♪
♪ Welcome Christmas, come this way ♪
That was crazy– Awful.
Because it covers your nose
and there were no nose holes for us to breathe.
But then eventually they came and poked holes in the nose
and we all were like [exhaling]
and then just like little shots of snot water came out.
Go around the room and name a favorite sketch
or character from each cast member.
Popcorn Jane.
That’s cute. That’s cute.
Chloe, I love Superman.
Glenn Bechamel.
And you must be the world famous Superman.
Glenn Bechamel.
Of course, a classic.
Superman. Superman.
Ashley, honestly, I love the couple with Andrew.
Me too. Aw!
I think that’s such a great–
Oh my God, thank you.
Yeah.
And non-respondent couple.
Non-respondent. Thank you.
[cast laughing]
And Sarah, I think this probably isn’t your favorite,
but I love the raccoon so much.
Oh! It’s funny.
You’re so, like, no one can do that.
Like, use the space and–
God, Colin, what happened last night?
Did we hook up?
[audience laughing] No, we didn’t hook up.
Oh, Jane, so sweet.
Okay, describe your SNL audition in detail.
I feel like I haven’t heard,
Sarah, I feel like I haven’t heard
what your SNL audition was.
I did whatever seven minutes of standup or whatever.
About your–
My pussy lips.
Okay. [Ashley laughing]
Yeah, everyone, like, tells you what you should do
for your SNL audition.
Don’t listen.
Do whatever.
Afterwards, Tom, our costume designer,
said that there were, like, stripes
on the inside of my pant legs
that, like, when I was gesturing to my sweaty crotch,
like, really outlined and emphasized my camel toe
and it helped that.
Trust Tom to tell you the truth of that.
[Chloe] Your camel toe.
When did you find out you got the job after?
You, like, audition and they get, like, people eliminated
or whatever and they go home.
So they were like,
Come back the next day for some interviews.
And I, like, didn’t pack enough clothes
so I was wearing his overalls that I made
that said hell on my ass.
So, like, I was sitting down
with Lorne like across the desk and then he was like,
I don’t know what I would do with you.
And I’m like, Okay.
And I got up and turned around to leave
and my ass just says hell.
That’s great.
And then on the train ride home,
one of the producers was like,
Keep your phone around.
Really? Wow!
And I go, For what? Oh!
Wow.
And they called when I was eating spaghetti and meatballs
with my parents and my grandma.
Was your family freaking out?
Crying, sobbing. Mmm.
So sweet, Sarah. That’s crazy cool.
I had two and then I was on hold for a year
while we were in Grown-ish together.
Oh, that’s right.
And I told people I had a Marvel movie.
Yeah.
Wow, on hold for one year. Yeah.
Who was your all time favorite SNL cast member,
Chloe Fineman?
Ooo!
Gosh, that’s hard.
But I also felt like when we all got to hang
with Amy Poehler.
Oh! That was really special.
I love her.
And I cried at her, which was really gross.
‘Cause she, like, created UCB.
Yeah.
I was really tired and also getting my period
and I was like, I found all my friends
because you like created this like–
Oh! It’s true.
[Cast] Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Cheers! To Lorne.
To Lorne.
Do an impression of a cast member
until everyone can guess who you’re impersonating.
I love that. Let’s have Sarah do it.
Oh!
[buzzer buzzing]
[Jan and Ashley laughing]
Hey, guys.
This is a cast member on our cast?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Andrew Dismukes?
[Ashley] Someone you know and love.
Hey, guys.
It’s interesting what I’m doing.
Like once you know–
Is it Ben? Yes!
Yes!
[audience cheering] Hello, Colin.
Can you do it one more time?
Hey, guys.
I have to ask you this,
but it’s gonna take like five hours.
Walk us through every tattoo you have.
I’ll go fast. Okay.
Big bloody eyeball on my arm
that still has makeup cover up from the show.
Just hours. That’s cute.
Sarah Slime Garbage Pail Kid.
Spiderweb around my ankle.
Oh my God, Sarah.
Lamb chop slayer carved with a razor blade
with blood dripping.
Ren and Stimpy eyes popping out.
Brain with eyeball falling out and a big goblin foot.
Can I show you my butt?
[Jane laughing]
Oh, yeah, I’ll use this. Is it teeth?
There’s teeth on one on one side
and then a crazy, like, demon wings
that I got with your boyfriend.
Yeah. Oh!
Matching? We were in Austin last year
and you were like,
Hey, I gotta get this like 10 hour tattoo tomorrow.
I got it. I got it.
Show or tell us the last thing you looked up
in your Google search, Ashley.
Ryan Gosling monologue SNL.
[cast exclaiming] Oh my God!
Can I tell you why? Yeah.
I was telling my hairstylist over here
how I wanted it textured.
[cast exclaiming]
His hair’s amazing!
I looked up Ryan Gosling because I loved the way
he was texturing his fucking pixie.
It was very nicely textured.
I don’t what there he does, but all week. Right?
He has great hair. Un-fucking-believable.
Cheers! Cheers.
Cheers. To sketch comedy.
Girls, let’s go out and get that blue drink.
[Cast] Bye, Allure.
I think annual,
I really don’t like Botox,
but I do think getting it, like, once a year,
once every two years just to like chill it out a little bit.
But do it when you don’t have to work.
Like, I think the mistake a lot
of actors, actresses and pop stars make
is they don’t allow enough downtime
before their appearance and then the internet
rips them to shred.
So either just don’t do it at all or do–
‘Cause it freezes your face?
Yeah, and I just think you don’t know how something, like,
everything needs to settle.
I’ve learned this from every Housewives reunion.
They watch themselves on the season
and then they get the work done a day before the reunion.
No, and they show up and it’s crazy.